A notoriously addictive free real-time strategy game played in a browser.
- Aging Empires -
Aging Empires is the currently active casual game round.
Nothing is known about this universe as of yet.
Which faction will reign supreme over the others?
Active Players:290 The Institution:33% Players Today:128 Crimson Nation:31% Colonies Founded:3,368 The Underground:20% Battles Fought:3,584 The Unitology:9% Ships Destroyed:251,577 :0%
Sometimes You Can't See the Forest for the BambooFrom the Institution logs of Centy.
Archpanda Centy's 3rd Person Log
H4 Universe
05/10/2675
At first glace, the Pandaemonium appears nothing more than a haphazard bamboo jungle. However, on closer inspection, it is possible to discern that the maze of intricately connected shoots and leaves, and sprawling network of carefully engineered structures forms the command center of the Archpandate. It is in this complex, the Pandaemonium, where important administrative decisions are made by the enlightened Archpanda Centy. It also happens to be his private residence.
Being a former Carebear, the main priority for Centy has always been the happiness and well-being of his population. At virtually every colony, one can find state of the art hospitals and entertainment facilities. However, at the back of his mind was a nagging ambition, a burning desire, a perennial longing: to reclaim the former glory of the once great First Archpandate and resurrect its lost power.
So even Centy could not overlook the irony that his Second Archpandate was a constituent part of the Empire of Vote Robot Nixon, itself aligned to the Institution Faction. The very faction (with help from the Gaians) that had caused the demise of the original Archpandate in a parallel universe now known as H1. In the aftermath of that bitter struggle, a fleet of trans-dimensional colony ships was commissioned, which ferried Centy and the lucky survivors into dimensional limbo. For years, the chosen few wandered a no-man's land in the fabric of time and space, witnessing new instances of their historic universe, before finally arriving in the semi-parallel H4 universe, where the evacuees established their home colony. It was here, that the Pandaemonium was rebuilt, shortly afterwards.
During his time in the planar netherworld, Centy had decided who was to blame for the downfall of the First Archpandate: Unitos. Once a loyal follower of the Church of Unitology, the Archpanda felt betrayed and as his first Archpandal Decree in the new universe, Centy forbid any worship of the false god throughout his colonies. But there were more pressing issues to deal with first. Centy soon realised he had arrived late to this universe and although saving hundreds of thousands of sentient pandas from the original Archpandate was no small feat, they were still an endangered species. Somehow he had to boost the population. But given the rather apathetic approach to reproduction pandas are so infamous for, this would not be easy.
The solution came from Centy's fellow rulers in the Vote Robot Nixon Empire: hookers. Lots and lots of hookers. Together with a further Archpandal Decree prohibiting the use of contraceptives, the Second Archpandate was soon booming, its economy flourishing and its science thriving.
In fact, it was all going so well, Centy had put thoughts of unleashing furious vengenace on the ardent followers of Unitos (which for some bizarre reason in this universe was the Crimson Nations and not the Church of Unitology - Centy put this down to the multiuniversal Curse of Apache) firmly to back of his agenda. Having achieved all this without a single use of military force had been a revelation.
But then on that dark day, 21/08/2675, there was the dreaded 2 am call. Reports that a notorious outcast and nuisance, the self-proclaimed "Emperor" Kisa, had annihilated an unarmed probe in a system in Institution space. Centy greeted the news with his usual insight.
"Typical. Such a thoughtless unwarranted act of aggression. But, what can you expect from such a feral mind? I see it's a rather overcompensating fleet, there's no way he is self-supporting. Follow the money, who's bankrolling him, who's his pimp?"
Vicepanda Zoe instantly responded. "We believe he has strong links with the Underground, presumably that is where their credits are coming from."
"Hmmm, are they linked with the Unitology?"
"No. They appear to be more closely aligned to the Church of the Subterranian Llama."
"Llamas?! Oh my... well, initiate the military branch. Things just got a little less cuddly."
"Yes, your Pandaness."
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in."
The Core War
From the Outcast Files of Idiotking.
"Admiral Kingsley?"
"Yes, Marco?"
"Your car is waiting outside."
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The Theft of Unitos
From the Crimson Files of 2chaotic.
Cain silently cursed under his breath. This would certainly be a hard mission, made e...
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File: Theory on the True Nature of Unitos
From the Outcast Files of Idiotking.
Subject: Theology, Philosophy
Author: Rick Rold, St.D
Date: 1-10-2665
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Features:
- Detailed colony management that includes for every individual colony its own economical model, taxes, laws, infrastructure and buildings.
- A completely open technology research system, with millions of combinations and a unique result every time.
- Intelligent battle logic that is more than just an addition and subtraction. Every ship is matched up against the other in a complex battle algorithm, ensuring that strategy can defeat brute force.
- Several factions to choose from, to fit your play style. Each one attracts a certain kind of player, and each side has its own flavor and strategy.
- Player run empires that can cross factions, creating interesting diplomatic challenges and strategies.
- Fully player-customizable space ships, from the drive down to the type of armor and how much you use.
- Regular expansion to the game: Often several updates a day.
- A truly 3-D universe viewable in VRML, HTML, or plain text, boasting over a million planets and a hundred thousand systems.
Archived Game News
- Balanced Chaos
- The Unitologists Arrive
- Evolution
- The next Beginning
- Memento Mori
- Old friends, new enemies
- Remember your Death
- Kin Divided
- Kin Divided
- Shadow Dancing
- ISN Special Report: Centauri Prime
- The Light Will Burn the Shadows
- Secrets in the Shadows
- The Concert for Centauri Prime
- Pieces of Metal
- Defiance Against Darkness
- Xanaphian Punt
- If You Go to Z'ha'dum, You Will Die
- Welcome to Shadow Dancing
- War Without End
- Renaissance Vector
- Clash of Ideals
- Bright New Tomorrow
- Wayward Children
- Renaissance Vector
- Era Of Unitos
- First to Fall
- The Faith and the Fury - The Unitology
- A Great Leap Forward - The Commonwealth
- Live Free or Die - The Alliance
- Run To Black - The Outcast
- The Return of a God
- And so the Old World ends
- Old Factions Die Hard
- A Mystery
- The Idle Diverge
- The End of Time
- Black Thursday
- The Gift of Quax
- What does Quax have in store for us?
- Mass Exodus of Experienced Scientists Halts Technological Progress
- The First Battle
- Who done it?
- The Splitting
- Rise of the Clones
- Writing on the Wall
- Older Instances
- Discovery, Betrayal & Metal Hands
- The best diplomatic envoy ever
- A Certain Shade of Grey
- The Rending Part 1 - The Wanderer
- WR256.32 BREIF: CAUSE OF UNIVERSAL DEPRESSION
- Rise of the Clones
- Writing on the Wall
- Tales of the Great Sundering: Pt. 2
- The Feckoning
- Older Instances
- The Serenity Sanction
- Tales of the Great Sundering: Pt. 1
- Sine qua non
- A Theoretical Examination of High Tax Rates
- Dawn of the Ducks
- Principles of Genocide
- Mr. Brown Chronicles Vol I
- The Gathering Storm
- Battle for Ska Boss
- Older Instances
- The Fall of Saint November's Rage
- War in the Core
- The Holy Lands
- And so the Old World ends
- Old Factions Die Hard
- A Mystery
- The Exodus: Part 2
- The Exodus: Part 1
- I have received a premonition!
- Older Instances
- Battle Royale
- Secure the main doors!
- Magnetic Fields Attract Smashed Dreams
- Extortion!
- And so it Begins
- The First Day Of Freedom
- Violent riots across galactic colonies
- The beginnings of all things new....
- A War Against Entropy As History Echoes Familiarity
- Older Instances
- A Sliver of Progress in a Haystack of Stagnation
- A Year to Remember... Or is it?
- Making Dreams into Reality
- survey 7 to control
- Assault Gone Wrong Leads to the Unnecessary Loss of Thousands of Lives
- Hitting Close to Home
- Exclusive Interview with Enache Vladian II!
- Not So Routine Check In
- Association Fleets Close in on Alliance Colonies
- Older Instances
- The Death of the Market
- Turmoil in the Alliance!
- Caught in the middle
- Be Corrupt and Die!
- Subtle Beginnings
- Routine Data Dump 512a-VI
- Deep space Observatory Helixal 7
- Being God of Creation is a Thankless Task
- In the Valley of the Shadow
- Older Instances
- Space Oddity
- A New Star is Born
- Provenience
- Rest Easy...
- Laissez Faire
- Dawn of the Second Age
- Before the Storm
- From hell's heart I stab at thee...
- A New Age, A New Order.
- Older Instances
- We Give You Our Sick
- Voyage Into The Crimson Expanse – Operation Red Eye
- The Scar
- Alliance Internal Defense Supervisor Tests His Virility
- Alliance Ingenuity
- The Protectorate Emerges
- Your Ordinary Week
- Joint Association Secure Empires
- ...The End of the Universe
- Older Instances
- Alpha Omega
- Awakening
- Fall of the House of Cards
- Rare Wormhole Discovered!
- Rampant Corruption
- CNN: Breaking News – Space Herpes Outbreak Worsens
- Breaking News - ANN
- Breaking News - UGC
- A New Era: In The Beginning
- Older Instances
- The Quiet Exodus
- Shelter High Command finds Lord Asriel guilty of high treason - Martial Law declared
- Scattered Remains Tell A Haunting Story
- New threat discovered
- Obesity Rates Skyrocket Like A Small Child In A Trebuchet With A Fat Person As A Counterweight
- An Interview with Lord Asriel
- Oxford-Goo Research Initiative Starts Universes Largest Project
- Human frailties
- Death, Destruction and Mayham